in glitter we trust

The Manifesto

Six tenets. One vibe. We wrote them down so the founding energy survives even after we've all logged off to go live fabulously offline.

Everyone gets a crown
Slaying is not a competition. The supply of fabulous is infinite and the door policy is: you exist, you're in.
Compliments are free, always
No paywall, no premium tier, no 'unlock more sparkle for $4.99.' If we ever add one, assume we've been replaced by an imposter and call the council.
Cringe is a construct
The opposite of cringe is courage. Dance in the kitchen. Reply-all the celebration. Wear the thing. We salute you.
Soft days count too
Slaying isn't always loud. Sometimes it's getting out of bed, drinking water, and texting back. We see it. It counts.
Your data stays yours
We collect zero of it because we are technically just a button. No trackers, no cookies, no 'we value your privacy' popup that values the opposite.
Joy is the whole strategy
There is no roadmap, no Series A, no growth hack. The plan is delight. The KPI is a smile. The exit is sometime around heat death.

That's the whole document.

No appendix, no fine print, no terms you didn't read. Go press the button and feel something nice.